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Quanto custa a Barbie que está na vitrine? …De uma forma educada a vendedora responde: - Qual Barbie? Pois nós temos: Barbie vai a academia por R$ 19,95 Barbie joga volley por R$ 19,95 Barbie vai as compras por R$ 19,95 Barbie vai a praia por R$ 19,95 Barbie vai dançar por R$ 19,95 Barbie advogada divorciada por R$ 265,95. O cara, assombrado, pergunta: - Por que a Barbie advogada divorciada custa R$ 265,95, enquanto as outras custam apenas R$ 19,95 ? A vendedora responde: - Senhor, a Barbie ADVOGADA DIVORCIADA vem com: O carro do Ken, A casa do Ken, A Lancha do Ken, O trailler do Ken, Os móveis do Ken, O celular do Ken.

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